Life Lessons

So today Bart thought it would be a good idea to teach Addison how to dial 911 in case of an emergency. The conversation went something like this:

Bart: Addison, if you ever need help, you dial 911.

Addison: Yeah, like if there's a dragon and he lights our house on fire!

Bart: Well, dragons aren't real, but like if mommy or daddy fall down and don't get up, that's when you call 911.

Addison: Yeah, and like I need a friend to play with.

Bart:::::reflective pause::::::

Maybe we introduced this topic too soon.