Bart: Addison, if you ever need help, you dial 911.
Addison: Yeah, like if there's a dragon and he lights our house on fire!
Bart: Well, dragons aren't real, but like if mommy or daddy fall down and don't get up, that's when you call 911.
Addison: Yeah, and like I need a friend to play with.
Maybe we introduced this topic too soon.